[MLUG] Something funny

[Phillip Kelchen <EMAIL:PROTECTED>]

I came across this from a friend. Enjoy!

You might be a Linux RedNeck if ...

(borrowed unabashedly from here)

• You're 'fixin' to install the latest version of the kernel.
• You then proceed to "Git'R'Done".
• You wear a Stetson when you're programming.
• You have a Skoal can in your CD-ROM Drive.
• Your root password is "bubba".
• Your outgoing FAXes, using eFax of course, have tobacco stains on them.
• You paint penguins on the M$ keys on your keyboard.
• You think legal game for the hunting season should include M$ employees.
• You belong to your state's Aggie Linux Users Group.
• You shop for computer parts at WAL-MART.
• You donate money to "Save the Penguins".
• You have a spit cup hanging from your computer.
• You overclock Pentium IIIs to start your barbecue grill.
• You close your computer case with duct tape.
• Your PostgreSQL Database comprises moonshine recipes.
• You have a DVD burner and a GFX Card with TV-out to record Hee Haw episodes.
• You hang fuzzy dice on your monitor.
• You use an AOL CD-ROM as a coaster for your beer.
• The bumper sticker on your truck reads "My other computer is a laptop".
• You have an NRA sticker featuring a penguin on your computer.
• You have a Daisy Duke screen saver.
• You change your mouse pointer icon from an arrow to a penguin with a beer bottle.
• Your computer is offended by your BO.
• Your computer chair is a camoflauge color.
• You think Bill Gates is a damn yankee because he lives up north.
• You think that M$ software just "ain't right".
• You have an "Elvis lives!" decal on your computer.
• Your computer has a rifle rack.
• You have a penguin waving a Confederate flag painted on your computer.
• You have your computer up on blocks.
• You think twisted means barbed wire.
• You use Deer antlers as cable organizers.
• Your joystick doubles as a hat rack.
• You go looking in the woods when users tell you they can't find pine or elm.
• You have a bumper stick that says, "Tux is my Co-pilot".
• You have a sign on your fence that says, "Beware of Tux".

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