Re: [UUG/MLUG] VMware dangers: from the VMware README file

[Kmicic <EMAIL:PROTECTED>]

Tymm Twillman wrote:

> 22. CD-ROM drive drawer automatic closing
>
>     VMware can cause rapid automatic closing of a CD-ROM drawers. This
>     can be an annoying behavior and if it occurs when a user is loading
>     a CD-ROM into the drive it may trap the media or the users fingers
>     in the drawer. Please exercise caution when placing media in the
>     CD-ROM drive.
>
> -Tymm

A few comments inspired by the above:
1. Don't stick your head through the CD-ROM drawer just to see what
happens - ROTFL may get a whole new meaning for you.
2. No more cupholders for VMware users.
3. Curiosity didn't kill the cat - CD-ROM did.
4. Mousetrap anybody?
5. VMware... unleashing your computer's killer instinct.
6. Cut, Decapitate, Ripp Out, Mutilate. Does your PC have a CD-ROM drive?
7. Those aren't cranberry juice stains on the CPU case, you know...
8. After placing in the cupholder, the cup was squished causing the hot
coffee to pour on the plaintiff's thighs and abdomen, resulting in 3rd
degree burns. MacDonalds agreed to settle outside of courtroom this time.
9. Carpenters and PC users - a cross-study on missing fingers.
10. It's not all bad.. with practice you can clip your nails.

Cheers,
Paul