Re: [MLUG - DISCUSSION] General Clark

[Jennifer Dozar <EMAIL:PROTECTED>]

On Mon, Jun 30, 2008 at 09:50:12PM -0500, Jack Smith wrote:
> On Mon, 2008-06-30 at 15:45 -0500, Mike Miller wrote:
> 
> > It's usually "what do you call the medical student who graduated last in 
> > his class?"  "Doctor"
> 
> 
> Here are a few more along those lines:
> 
> 1. What do doctors call the medical students who didn't graduate medical
> school?  "Boss." (This also works for engineers.)

He'd only be boss if he went back and got a separate degree in hospital 
administration or something. But ENgineers could work. haha.  The good 
engineers never really want to be the boss... at least i've seen that 
with good networking engineers I know :) 

> 
> 2. What do you call a medical student who didn't graduate medical
> school? "Podiatrist" or "dentist."

Podiatrists still go to med schoola nd still have to pass!  Dentistry is 
a whole other school.  

> 3. What do you call a law student who didn't graduate law school?
> "Congressman" or "Governor."

That one i can actually believe :)  

> 4. [Science/engineering majors] What do you call an
> English/Sociology/Philosophy/other liberal arts major who dropped out?
> "Smart."

I still don't see what you can do with those degrees!  You should add 
"women's studies" to that list too! I'm still not sure what you do with 
THAT degree! 


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