Re: [MLUG - DISCUSSION] free computer

[Ryan Woodsmall <EMAIL:PROTECTED>]

i like this one better, and i've actually used it on a couple of lists 
that i ran.
we had the same sort of 'to unsubscribe...' message that mlug has now.

1. build a time machine.
2. use the time machine to travel back to the time you subscribed to the 
list.
3. meet up with your past self and tell him/her not to subscribe to the 
list, since
     you're going to want to unsubscribe in the future.
4. better yet, when your past self subscribes to a list, let them know 
that they should
     SAVE THE CONFIRMATION MESSAGE.  it normally tells you how to
     unsubscribe.
5. even better than that, forgo the last 4 directions and LOOK AT THE 
BOTTOM OF
     EVERY MESSAGE THAT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED FROM THE LIST AND
     FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS.  it's not all that hard, and you don't have 
to worry
     about messing up the space-time continuum.
6. failing all of the above, email me with ALL your account names and
     corresponding passwords.  i'll do what i can to, ahem, get your 
email situation
     straightened out.

people don't generally like it when you do things like that, though.
i have some better ones, but there a little too... angry... to send to 
this list ;)

   ryan


On Friday, April 5, 2002, at 06:12 PM, Michael wrote:

>> how do i get off this mail list????
>
> Your choice of these three easy options:
>
> Donate $50 to the LUG.
> Donate your first born daughter to the LUG.
> Read the directions on the website.

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