RE: [MLUG - DISCUSSION] April 1 jokes (was: network problem)

["McNutt, Justin M." <EMAIL:PROTECTED>]

> > "20 points extra credit to whoever waxes my car"
> > "New scientific evidence has shown that the earth is 
> actually flat.  Next
> > friday we will be taking a field trip to visit the edge of 
> the earth."
> > "POP QUIZ!!!!" (that might not be a lie though)
> 
> Ooh; I actually *am* giving a quiz that day; shouldn't be 
> hard to make one
> that's truly sick and evil.  Thanks for the tip. :-)

Make these the last four questions:

1)  Did you read the material assigned <recently>?

__ No  __ Skimmed __ Not really __ What reading?

2)  How often have you turned in your homework this semester?

__ Never __ Once __ Once(late) __ What homework?

3)  What is my name?

__ Alexis Kaleilovich Vronsky (10 pts if you know who this is)
__ Osama bin Laden
__ Ted Kennedy
__ I don't know you

4)  Today is:

__ Saturday
__ Sunday
__ President's Day
__ APRIL FOOLS DAY!
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