MLUG: Re: [MLUG - DISCUSSION] Great moments in the History of Engrish,part I
Re: [MLUG - DISCUSSION] Great moments in the History of Engrish,part I
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I always liked this one.  :-)

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[EMAIL:PROTECTED adam]$ /usr/games/fortune
[From the operation manual for the CI-300 Dot Matrix Line Printer, made
in Japan]:

The excellent output machine of MODEL CI-300 as extraordinary DOT MATRIX
LINE PRINTER, built in two MICRO-PROCESSORs as well as EAROM, is featured by
permitting wonderful co-existence such as; "high quality against low cost,"
"diversified functions with compact design," "flexibility in accessibleness
and durability of approx. 2000,000,00 Dot/Head," "being sophisticated in
mechanism but possibly agile operating under noises being extremely
suppressed" etc.

And as a matter of course, the final goal is just simply to help achieve
"super shuttle diplomacy" between cool data, perhaps earned by HOST
COMPUTER, and warm heart of human being.

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Adam Procter
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