[MLUG - DISCUSSION] FW: Top 11 Reasons You Haven't Patched IIS Yet

[Rick Buford <EMAIL:PROTECTED>]

cw found this one, but I think we all need a little humor today....

Rick 
Not wine...men intoxicate themselves; Not vice...men entice themselves. --
Chinese Proverb

http://www.bbspot.com/Features/2001/08/Top_11_patch.html

11. You already patched it with Apache. 
 10. Waiting to stop laughing from the Ballmer video. 
 9. Jimmy's mom doesn't make him patch HIS server!  
 8. Don't need a firewall. There's an extinguisher on the wall like 6 feet
away. 
 7. Living dangerously is my middle name. 
 6. Too busy with the letter-writing campaign. 
 5. Just found the flight simulator in Excel 97 and can't be bothered. 
 4. Still got the shakes from all the Code Red Mountain Dew I drank. 
 3. Can't pay the techs until we get paid our banner ad revenue. 
 2. Skipped that class in MCSE training.  Crossing fingers. 
 1. Waiting to install all the patches at one time. 

-Chris
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Chris Wolfe / Systems Administrator / EMAIL:PROTECTED
Carfax, Inc. / 409 Vandiver Dr. Ste. 100 Bl. 3 / Columbia / MO / 65202 / USA
http://www.carfax.com 
 
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