MLUG: RE: [MLUG - DISCUSSION] marriage
RE: [MLUG - DISCUSSION] marriage
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You know,
	My fiancé's uncle is a farmer and a blacksmith. He uses lye to
freakin' bath in and always has. He swears by it . . . 

-- B

-----Original Message-----
From: Neil Bradshaw [mailto:EMAIL:PROTECTED]
Sent: Thursday, April 05, 2001 1:20 AM
To: EMAIL:PROTECTED
Subject: RE: [MLUG - DISCUSSION] marriage


If you really want to build resistance to chemical burns, follow the
following steps:

1) Spit all over your crotch. It sounds sick, but trust me.
2) Find some lye. You can usually find this in morgues.
3) Throw the lye on your moistened crotch.
4) Learn tolerance.
5) Watch "Fight Club", and feel his pain.

If you can tolerate this, you are superhuman.

Regards,
Neil


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