[MLUG - DISCUSSION] cadences/jodi calls for the security professional

["Deterding, Brent D (UMC-Student)" <EMAIL:PROTECTED>]

Hey all,
	
When I get to heaven
St. Peter's gonna say
How'd you earn your livin'?
How'd you earn your pay?
And I will respond with a whole lotta ability
I earned my livin' doin' net security!


ICMP coming across the net
net security's gonna take a little trip
incident unexpected, source unknown
we don't know when we're even gettin' home
If the router up and dies
I've got a reserve by my side
DOS in the middle of the night
I'm not goin' down without a fight

OR

ICMP coming across the net
net security's gonna take a little trip
incident unexpected, source unknown
we don't know when we're even gettin' home
If the router up and dies
I've got a reserve by my side
If that starts to choke real bad
A second link won't let me be had !

OR

ICMP coming across the net
security daddy's gonna take a little trip
incident unexpected, source unknown
we don't know when we're even gettin' home
if my link starts to faint
don't worry your head, I've got the link state !
and if my trees start to die
a bigger box I will have to buy


Heeeey there SysAdmins
Get behind your box and follow me
I am network security

Heeeey there NetAdmins
Get behind your core and follow me
I am network security

Heeeey there management
Get behind your desks and follow me
I am network security

Heeeey there users
Get off your butts and follow me
I am network security


User, user, I'm in doubt
What your browser is handin' out
Is it cookies or is it script?
Or is it all your useless shit ?
You signed up
You agreed up
Now you got skeletons comin' out


I heard you callin'
Callin' to me
Net Security
We fought the kiddies
And we fought the crackers
We fought the losers
And we fought our users
I heard you callin'
Callin' to me
Net Security


This is my network
There are many like it, but this one is mine
My network is my best friend
It is my life
I must master it as I must master my life
Without me, my network is useless
Without my network, I am useless
I must fire my network true
I must shoot straighter than the kiddies, who are trying to DDOS me
I must stop them before they stop me
I will
Before God I swear this creed
My network and myself are defenders of my country
We are the masters of the kiddies
We are the saviors of online life
So be it
Until there are no kiddies
But peace
Amen!


Whoa, that was fun. I knew all those cadences would come in handy someday .
. . cya!

-- Brent
--
To manage your subscription, go to http://mlug.missouri.edu/members/edit.php

Archives are available at http://mlug.missouri.edu/list-archives/